!BANG! TV Report
Airdate: January 16, 2003
Cox Cable Channel 16 Ocala, FL
Written by James Malone aka Sign Guy

    Hello all and welcome to another edition of the !BANG! TV report. We are
now just nine days away from "F'n Blastoff" which will be on Saturday,
January 25, at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, FL. WWE talent scout Dr. Tom
Prichard will be in attendance and the main event will be The Royal Stud Adam
Windsor defending his Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Championship against
his international tag team partner, the Funking Conservatory United States
Champion and Japan's technical wrestler of the year for 2002, New Japan Pro
Wrestling's Osamu Nishimura. Also, Red Power will face the First Lady Of
Wrestling, the lovely Missy Hyatt, in a special challenge evening gown match.
More on the card later.

    Today's show opened up with a welcome from commentators Coach Dory Funk,
Jr. and the Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Champion, The Royal Stud Adam
Windsor. Dory and Adam talked about the big main event at "F'n Blastoff".
Adam started to state how not only has he not been able to defeat Nishimura,
but Nishimura hasn't been able to defeat The Royal Stud. As Adam continued,
he was interrupted by the telephone ringing. It was a call about where to buy
tickets. Adam was nice enough to let the caller know of the ticket locations.
This happened three more times until Dory and Adam showed a video montage of
matches with Adam, Nishimura, and the high flier Paul London.

    After a commercial for the Funking Conservatory featuring Missy Hyatt,
Dory and Adam were back talking about a brand new star in the Funking
Conservatory. Her name is Red Power and she will be in the ring against Missy
Hyatt at "F'n Blastoff" in an evening gown match.
    Red Power's background includes various athletics as well as
bodybuilding. She wrestled her first pro match at last month's event "Florida
Wildfire" against Funking Conservatory Women's Champion The Irish Siren Alex
Breslin. A video was shown featuring that match in which Red Power had been
not so cleanly pinned by Alex. Red Power went after Alex and then had Missy
Hyatt to deal with. Once she was done with both ladies, she left the ring
with the belt which unfortunately she had to return. Another part of the
video showed Red Power in a training match with Billy "BJ" Jerkins in which
she was successful. The video faded out with Red Power stating "Girls kick
a**!!!".

    After Missy's Funking Conservatory commercial and a promo for the gym
where the wrestlers work out, Dory and Adam were back one more time to remind
the viewers to get tickets for "F'n Blastoff" on Saturday night, January 25,
at the Dory Funk Arena right away because they're going fast. As Dory started
to talk, the telephone rang again so this time Dory answered it. It was
another caller asking about tickets. Dory gladly gave the information and
thanked the caller for the inquiry. The show closed with a look at some
highlights from 2002, with The Royal Stud Adam Windsor successfully defending
his Funking Conservatory Florida Heavyweight Championship against TNT Travis
Taylor and the team of Sterling James Keenan and "Dreamachine" Chris Cage
defeating Adam Windsor and Paul London for the Funking Conservatory Tag Team
Championship.

    "F'n Blastoff" will take place on Saturday night, January 25, at the Dory
Funk Arena in Ocala, FL. The Royal Stud Adam Windsor will defend his Funking
Conservatory Triple Crown Championship (Florida, International, and World
titles) against New Japan Pro Wrestling's Osamu Nishimura who is also the
Funking Conservatory United States Champion and Japan's Technical Wrestler Of
the Year for 2002.
    Red Power will face off with the First Lady Of Professional Wrestling,
the lovely Missy Hyatt in a special challenge evening gown match. Osamu
Nishimura will be in Missy's corner. Who will be in Red Power's corner?
    NWA Wildside's Blackout, Rainman and Murder One, will return to defend
the Funking Conservatory Tag Team Championship. Also from NWA Wildside, Dirt
and Onyx will be on the card.
    WWE talent scout Dr. Tom Prichard will be in attendance to evaluate
talent for possible deals to work for the WWE.

    Get your tickets ASAP before they sell out. Check back next week for
another action packed !BANG! TV report.

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January 25th at the Funking Conservatory's !BANG! television taping, the
main event will be a Triple Crown Championship Match between Adam
Windsor and Japan's "Technical Wrestler of the Year, Osamu Nishimura.

The special attraction will be an Evening Gown Match between The First
Lady of Professional Wrestling, Missy Hyatt and the Funking Conservatory's
Red Power. In the corner of Missy Hyatt will be New Japan Pro-wrestling's
Osamu Nishimura. Special Guest Referee, so that he can get a closer look
at the talent, will be World Wrestling Entertainment's Talent Scout,
Dr. Tom Prichard assisting "The Claw, Who is "The Law."

Who will be in Red Power's Corner?

If you are in training at the Funking Conservatory, "It Could Be You."

For ticket information, or information on the Funking Conservatory,
Call - (352) 895-4648